As we head to Vegas, we step back for a bit of story time at Kaibab National
Forest. We made a quick adjustment and stayed at a campground that was pretty nice
and set up for the evening. As there were facilities, all three of us took the
time to avail ourselves to a toilet. (For those that don’t know what a Poseidon’s
kiss is, it’s when you’re pooping, and the toilet water splashes up and unto
your butt.) While Cameron was in the outhouse, he got a Poseidon’s kiss from
the disgusting, mucky water that came from the outhouse. He promptly got up and
washed himself as well as he could.
So, we got to Las Vegas! Connor had a cough, so we got him some lozenges, but other than that, it was a great drive. Once we got to Vegas, Dad went looking for any place that had a bathroom he could use, and ended up having to pay for it. Afterwards, we found a hotel, set ourselves up, and went off to search for a place to eat. The first place we found had a reservation line of 123 people, so that was a pass, and the second place we were going to eat, a buffet, was closed. We ended up eating at an Italian place where the food was delicious, and we all got pasta to eat. At dinner, Dad said to Cameron that he could’ve avoided the Poseidon’s Kiss(TM) if he had just hovered over the seat ‘like girls do,’. Cameron didn’t believe this, and so he made a bet with Dad that girls didn’t actually hover over the toilet seat. He lost ten dollars that night.
Connor was feeling a bit sick the whole time, and
looked around nervously, then proceeded to throw up into his food. Dad immediately
went into… well… “dad mode”, and put a napkin over his mouth, along with
various other things. Then Connor threw up again, this time all over and under
the table. The waiter came over and dad said that he’d spilled his food, which
worked. Eventually, we went to bed in the hotel and watched Stargate until we
went to sleep.
-Cameron (who speaks in third person for todays blog post).
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